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The Desenex® Burger
Sorry to barge inhere with an FZ-related question, but: what is a Desenex burger?
Desenex is a cream used for diaper rash. Why it was coupled with "burger," other than to make the burger sound disgusting, I don't know.
That is weird indeed. I always assumed Desenex was some sort of fast-food chain that had not yet swept the ocean...
Not sure if you're cracking a silly one here or not, but Desenex is a spray or powder for Athlete's Foot Fungus, equally gross-out, but with a better tie-in to the igniting of a gym-sock with a Sulfur Preparation (H or otherwise)...
No, I wasn't joking. That was the purpose I had seen Desenex cream used for. A quick Google search shows that you are quite correct, however when the search is run with "Desenex" and "diaper rash" together, a smaller set of results is returned that shows it is also used for that purpose. It's TWO, TWO, TWO creams in one! ;-)
"New Desenex is a cream used for diaper rash."
I believe that in 1983, United Laboratories published a study citing that Desenex and Kraft Mayonnaise were exactly the same.
This has probably already been answered, seeing as I have a few posts to get through. I think I read somewhere that Desenex is pimple cream. Can anyone explain the joke to me though?
Desenex = Anti-Toe-Jam (aka Athlete's Foot) spray/powder. I spent a minor segment of my High School career, as it were, as a "jock", and this stuff was, well, known...
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