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This whole monstruousity was originally conveived February through March 2001 by the members of The Big Note - a Frank Zappa YahooGroup. After an arduous gestation period, this site was birthed on April 11 2001. True to the essence of collaborative effort, these people are held responsible.
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A Cabbage Is A Vegetable...
For all practical purposes I say It's a fruit. It's legal and technical mumbo-jumbo that claims it to be a vegetable. Botanically speaking, the tomato is a fruit and is classified as a berry. It is a fruit because it is a ripened mature ovary containing seed. One can confirm this by looking up both "fruit" and "tomato" in a dictionary. No not the definition of old slang that says a "tomato" is an attractive woman. Things like peppers, eggplants and cucumbers are also fruits by this definition.So there you have it. It's a vegetable because the US Supreme Court says it is. Or is it...? (Insert Loud Minor Chord Here)
Food for vegetarian thought,
Didn't his Pappy say Ketchup is a vegetable?
No, that was Raygun, but I fail to see a difference
1- it is a nonwoody annual (sounds like SOFA)
I beg your pardon; I get a woody at least TWICE a year...
On "Wer wird Millonaire?" they had the following Q.
STRAWBERRY, SOMETHING TO DO WITH SEEDS ON THE OUTSIDE.
Right answer, wrong reason... Guess what a Strawberry is classified as?
Someone give this man a Bingo! (or is it just a Bing!)
Now you've done it, SOFA. You've convinced everyone that the "Funky" is a "Bingo."
SEE I'M NOT AS DUMB AS I LOOK AM I? SO WHAT IS THE REASON?
Oh sure! Blame the fat, floating, maroon guy!
For the uninformed, here are some links to critical information regarding "smegma."
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