Bomb Shoes Don't Make It.

Bomb shoes, don't make it.
Bomb shoes, don't make it.
A martyr's cool; why fake it?
But bomb shoes, don't make it.

Meet Osama in a cave - all his brothers wearin' beards.
Suicide missions are the rave - we don't care if that sounds weird.
Be a martyr, just for starters - hide some nitro in your garters.
Be a loyal, rabid Muslim for a cause that's tough to bare.
Sign up with al Quaida (yada, yada, yada),
You won't have to bathe or cut your hair.

Be Shi-ite (do what's right!)
Be Shi-ite (do what's right!)
Be Shi-ite (do what's right!)
Be Shi-ite (do what's right!)
Hate most anything that's white; life's a bitch, let's die tonight!
Here's a bomb (I'll help you load it),
There's a plane - now go explode it...
(Boooooooooom)

A world of unbelievers,
Fools who don't know Islamic Law,
Every one should be taken away
to the fires of hell where they'll rot and decay
and pay for their infidelity to Allah...

We see in the depths of the terrorist mind
The dream of a place at Allah's side.
Out with the Fear! And into a zone
Where others might see you as "no one home".

He's looking around for a plane to steal...
He knows he's not worthy, so it's quite a deal.
But back in the mountains, his brethren
Are getting the shit bombed out of them.
"Nuke 'em, nuke 'em!"
(rumble, rumble; rumble rumble.)
"Nuke 'em, nuke 'em!"
(rumble, rumble; rumble rumble.)

And... He's... done it! He's done it, he hijacked a plane.
He made the thing crash and now he's just a stain.
Oh yes, he's a real martyr - ol' Ahmed Abdul.
He took out a 'scraper; now wasn't that cool?

Allah is pleased with all that you've done.
"You've made it, by golly; you're a martyr, my son."
Martyr, martyr, martyr. Martyr, martyr, martyr.
(To think that he was such a sinner for starters!)

He's a martyr today, but it should be noted
He was having some doubt - 'til the airplane exploded!
(Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb dumb)

If they were MY followers, I'd...
What would you do, SOFA?
If they were MY followers, I'd...
What would you do, SOFA?
If they were MY followers, I'd...
What would you do, SOFA?
(Check this out...)
Tell the dumb assholes to stop all the hatred
And love their fellow man. (Yes, I would)
Tell the dumb assholes to stop all the hatred
And love their fellow man.
Because it's really easy, and worth a try.
You won't have to "rate the faith" of the other guy.
Gonna tell the dumb assholes to stop all the hatred
and love their neighbor as themselves!

I'm ending this song - it's gone on far too long.
No one's going to listen, in the wind I'm just a pissin...
Meet Osama in a cave?
Is that how grown men should behave?

SOFA