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This whole monstruousity was originally conveived February through March 2001 by the members of The Big Note - a Frank Zappa YahooGroup. After an arduous gestation period, this site was birthed on April 11 2001. True to the essence of collaborative effort, these people are held responsible.

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A Chile By Any Other Name

A parody from MacBeth, Act 4, Scene 1, the famous three witches around the cauldron scene. - submitted by Pony

::: Double, double, toil and trouble fire burn and cauldron bubble. Wrinkled hab from deadly vine slips into the steaming brine. Jalapenos, red and green, Fresno's glow and Bonnet's sting, fleeing before the hand of Frost into heat of Fire are toss'd. Datil's dimple, Cayenne's crinkle, O'er Pimento's point we sprinkle. Tiny tepin, busty bell, simmer in this broth of hell. Here within the pot, immodest, Peter Piper finds the Goddess. Fillet of a big New Mex swims with coriander flecks. See the skinless Stinking Rose; quick! Into the pot she goes! Flavors mingle! Vapors rise! Fingers tingle! Burn thou, eyes! Cover then this mix obscene (making sure the rim is clean); bind it down with gleaming bands, still too hot to touch with hands. Up onto the shelf it goes, adding to some hotluck's woes.

And when thou sit upon the throne,
then the Potion's work is done

Frank Zappa

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