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A Chile By Any Other Name
A parody from MacBeth, Act 4, Scene 1, the famous three witches around the cauldron scene. - submitted by Pony :::
Double, double, toil and trouble
fire burn and cauldron bubble.
Wrinkled hab from deadly vine
slips into the steaming brine.
Jalapenos, red and green,
Fresno's glow and Bonnet's sting,
fleeing before the hand of Frost
into heat of Fire are toss'd.
Datil's dimple, Cayenne's crinkle,
O'er Pimento's point we sprinkle.
Tiny tepin, busty bell,
simmer in this broth of hell.
Here within the pot, immodest,
Peter Piper finds the Goddess.
Fillet of a big New Mex
swims with coriander flecks.
See the skinless Stinking Rose;
quick! Into the pot she goes!
Flavors mingle! Vapors rise!
Fingers tingle! Burn thou, eyes!
Cover then this mix obscene
(making sure the rim is clean);
bind it down with gleaming bands,
still too hot to touch with hands.
Up onto the shelf it goes,
adding to some hotluck's woes.
And when thou sit upon the throne, |
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