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This whole monstruousity was originally conveived February through March 2001 by the members of The Big Note - a Frank Zappa YahooGroup. After an arduous gestation period, this site was birthed on April 11 2001. True to the essence of collaborative effort, these people are held responsible.

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I Never Really Cared For Sports, Illustrated. The Swimsuit Edition

The Clouds are really cheap, the way we view them from the Port. But we're never really lonely in the exentrifugal forz. It's true, we at TBN have never really cared for sports - tho' we are the sporting type!

To ring in the Summer (in the Northern Hemisphere), TBN has decided to celebrate our sporting nature in the form of this 'Magazine': I Never Really Cared for Sports, Illustrated. In this edition, we feature TBN Members modeling the not-so-latest in fashionable swimwear.

Intro, contents, and TBN's Chart to the Important Muscles for Proper Swimsuit Wear

Swimsuits of the Stars: Pony, Geronimo Black, Dinah

Yellowmud Shark & Furless Leader Poodle

Slappy & Mary

Chunga & BHJ

Ya Hozna, Yellowmud Shark & SOFA & Sharleena

Suzie Creamcheeze, Mr & Mrs Muffin Man & Stinkfoot

Framable Frank Zappa Swimsuit Centerfold

Swimsuits Of the Rich & Famous: Flower Punk, DebK & Effzee

Magic Fingers, Band Leader & Bacon Phat

Grand Wazoo & Fergal

Stereo Review: Trunks Arriving Too Late To Save A Drowning Bra (check the covers at Fake The Boots Part IV)

Swimsuits Of Destiny: Guus & SOFA

Greggary Peccary, Unknown TBN'er & Sharleena

Frank Zappa

More Lock The Shutters?