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This whole monstruousity was originally conveived February through March 2001 by the members of The Big Note - a Frank Zappa YahooGroup. After an arduous gestation period, this site was birthed on April 11 2001. True to the essence of collaborative effort, these people are held responsible.

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© TheBigNote 2001-2004
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You oughta be in pictures,
You’re wonderful to see,
You oughta be in pictures,
Oh what a hit you would be!

And your pictures should be online, yes sir. So here they are!


Our personal sorceress and part of her universe: clay Zappa mugs and rubber chicken.

Muffin Man

The Prince of Foods with Mrs Muffin, and Mini-Muffin.


O Brother, Where Art Thou? Where's your tennis shoe? And your occasional python boot?
No Bromidrosis, just Stinkfoot for you.

The Grand Wazoo

Renowned member The Grand Wazoo (not playing pranks during the initiation for once) and showing paintings at an exhibition.

Ya Hozna

He's from Kansas!


Our reputed webmaster YellowMud, with intelligent expression, pointing to a gigantic bottle of Belgian Duvel beer; with partner in crime Sharleena, and eyeballing like a lunatic.

Frank Zappa

More Lock The Shutters?