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This whole monstruousity was originally conveived February through March 2001 by the members of The Big Note - a Frank Zappa YahooGroup. After an arduous gestation period, this site was birthed on April 11 2001. True to the essence of collaborative effort, these people are held responsible.

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Scenes of our animated fellowship showing symptoms of their deviant condition. Please, don't call 911.

Bald Headed John

Kids & big barking pumpkin.

Big Swifty

Holding a Yellow Shark.

Band Leader

Wearing etiquette outfit, and behind fuzzy Burns.


One of the rare pictures in which he is not launching Pink Flamingoes.

Suzy Creemcheese

Hello, teenage America, her name is Suzy Creemcheese, and she is Suzy Creemcheese because she never worn fake eyelashes in her whole life.

Central Scrutinizer

The WHITE ZONE is for loading and unloading only... No doubt he is a dainty gentleman.


His guitar wants to kill your mama.


Silver-tongued member Slappy in his motorbike phaze, with Mrs Slappy and showing Phoenix tatoo.

Frank Zappa

More Lock The Shutters?