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This whole monstruousity was originally conveived February through March 2001 by the members of The Big Note - a Frank Zappa YahooGroup. After an arduous gestation period, this site was birthed on April 11 2001. True to the essence of collaborative effort, these people are held responsible.

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Fake The Boots Part III

Poodle's Fake Boot
Kenny G Plays The Music Of Frank Zappa

We simply had to release it...
(I'm not kidding! These people were armed and looked dangerous, when they weren't drooling!)
Only Ghod knows how many frantic calls have been received from wild and angry hordes of Kenny G fans, who until now have gotten only a cold and heartless answering machine at 1-888-Bumpkin (the hotline to Kenny's new label, 'Farting Bumpkin') saying: "There may be some releases by the end of August...probably not...but since we have you on the line, could we interest you in a great deal on a set of steak knives? Really, really tiny camera? Does your business accept Credit Cards?"
After much coaxing (and not a little bribing, with genuine Milk Bone dog biscuits), we convinced Poodle to release this exclusive material (found in a trash bin under some old P.D.Q. Bach manuscripts), which includes exquisite pieces performed with Kenny's unique style and recently developed rectal breathing tecnique. In addition we are pleased to announce the inimitable (Well, you can imitate him, but why would you?) presence of Michael Bolton ("THE" Michael Bolton, you ask? Yes, I'm afraid so.) on vocals.
Your post-lobotomy enjoyment is guaranteed!


YaHozna's Fake Boot
Brown Moses Meets Black Moses

The reason why: What the world don't know won't hurt it.

For one show in December of 1977, unbeknownst to his family and fans Frank Zappa snuck away and appeared on stage with Isaac Hayes. Mutating the clever socio-wit of Zappa with the heavy-love funk of Hayes. This is the love-child sprouted from that momentous yet mostly unknown event.

Frank Zappa

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